I was giving a ride to two of my friends this evening and we were chatting and laughing away as I took a back road to where I was dropping them off.
All of a sudden Sarah screams, "Duck, duck, DUUUUCK!" and that's when I noticed that there was in fact a friggin' duck strollin' down the middle of the street without a care in the world.
I gave that duck something to care about.
It was too late to swerve, but I did manage to manuever it between my tires as opposed to under my tires. I think I heard it's little stupid head hit the undercarriage.
Can ducks get migraines?
We stopped to look, but it was moseying on with its business.
No harm, no fowl.