Duck, Duck, DUCK!!!!!!!!

I was giving a ride to two of my friends this evening and we were chatting and laughing away as I took a back road to where I was dropping them off.

All of a sudden Sarah screams, "Duck, duck, DUUUUCK!" and that's when I noticed that there was in fact a friggin' duck strollin' down the middle of the street without a care in the world.

I gave that duck something to care about. 

It was too late to swerve, but I did manage to manuever it between my tires as opposed to under my tires.  I think I heard it's little stupid head hit the undercarriage. 

Can ducks get migraines? 

We stopped to look, but it was moseying on with its business.

No harm, no fowl.

Oh duck.